I-Sample Funny Resignation Izincwadi ongafuni ukuzithumela

Ungase ufise ukunikeza enye yalezi zincwadi zokuzihoxisa ezihlelekile kumphathi wakho uma usuyeka, kodwa kungcono ukugcina imizwa yakho kuwe.

Isibonelo Sokuqala Isikhathi Sokubhala Isikhathi Sokuzijabulisa

Mnumzane Boss,

Ngiyajabula ukukwazisa ukuthi ngiyayeka. Ekugcineni, ngikhululekile!

Ngilinde lokho okubonakala sengathi kunaphakade ukukukwazisa ukuthi ngeke ngisasebenza ngaphansi kwesithupha sakho sokuhlukunyezwa. Ngiye ngizonda ukusebenzela wena nenkampani kusukela ngosuku lokuqala engangiqashelwa ngalo.

Angiwuthandi umsebenzi, angithandi abasebenza nabo, futhi angithandi.

Ngiyavuma ukuyeka kwami ​​emsebenzini ngokushesha futhi ngiya emgwaqweni ovulekile. Ngathenga i-Harley nesigqoko lesikhumba nentombazane yami, uDenise, iza.

Ngiyazi ukuthi ungathanda ukuthi ngikusize ngenguquko, kodwa mina ngeke. Kungani? Ngoba angifuni. Jabulela ukuhlola amafayela kwikhompyutha yami. Angikwazi ukuzibheka isikhathi esiningi.

O, ukukhuluma ngamakhompyutha, uzodinga ukuthola amaphasiwedi kuwo wonke ama-akhawunti ethu e-intanethi, abathengisi, nezinsiza. Ngikhohliwe ukugcina uhlu lwabo, ngakho-ke funani ngalokho.

Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi ungathanda ukuba neqembu elihambayo kimi. Kodwa-ke, anginaso isithakazelo kuma-coal stale futhi nginisela phansi i-punch engikhumbuza ijusi le-skunk kusukela ezinsukwini zami zekamu.

Ungakhathazeki ngokungibhalela inkomba, nakuba ngiqinisekile ukuthi uzojabula ukutusa umsebenzi wami kanye nesimo sengqondo sokuthembeka kwebhizinisi le-stellar.

Angikudingi noma ngifunde inkomba kusuka kuwe ngoba ngeke ngidinga indawo lapho ngikhona. Sawubona, Tahiti! Ngakho, cabangela amabhuloho ethu ashiswa.

Ngizokubona,

Ngiyajabula Ukuba Ngiphile

Isibili Isibonelo Sokuxhunyaniswa Kwamazwi Okumnandi

Ellen othandekayo,

Ngibhala ukukukwazisa ngokusula kwami. Usuku lwami lokugcina lwangoLwesine olwedlule. Kusukela ngaleso sikhathi, ngisebenzise isikhathi senkampani nezinsiza ukuze ngithole umsebenzi ongcono.

Ngiphinde ngisebenzisa iseva yakho yenkampani ukuthola umsebenzi omusha. Ngixhumanise uhlelo lwakho lwe-IT ukuze ngigcine. Ngeshwa anginayo ukuvikelwa kwe-spyware noma i-anti-virus futhi, ngenxa yalokho, kungenzeka ukuthi igciwane lesistimu yakho-jikelele.

Ngenhlanhla, ngokusebenzisa i-database yakho enkulu ngithole umqashi omusha omusha onginike umsebenzi izolo, futhi ngiqala ngoMsombuluko (ngenyusa yokunyuswa nokuhola). Umqashi wami omusha ungumncintiswano wakho weNombolo engu-1 futhi ngizokuletha wonke ama-akhawunti ami kanye noxhumana nabo abalulekile nami.

Kokubi kakhulu angizange ngisayine isivumelwano esingeyona inkampani.

Ukulawula,

Jane

Ukuqeda izihloko namacebiso

Izinhlamvu zokuzihoxisa ezenzakalelayo ngenhla zenzelwe izinhloso ezihlekisayo kuphela. Uma ungesabi ngomsebenzi wakho, umphathi wakho, noma inkampani osebenzela kuyo, zama ukubhala incwadi yakho yokuzihoxa ehlelekile njengengcindezi yokucindezeleka. Ukuthola intukuthelo ye-pent up up esifubeni sakho kuyindlela enhle yokukhipha i-decompress.