Ukuqeqeshwa Okuyisisekelo Sokuvikela I-Air Force
Nganoma iyiphi inhlanhla, uzofika e-Air Force Basic Training Force (AFBMT) kusihlwa noma ebusuku, futhi lo "suku lokuqala" ngeke luhlale isikhathi eside. Kuncike ekutheni isikhathi esingakanani iTI kufanele sibulale ngaphambi kokukhanya, ungase uqhubekele ukufunda imidlalo emisha ejabulisayo njengokushayela umlilo . Lo msebenzi wokuzithokozisa othakazelisayo ungumbulali omuhle wesikhathi. Kuhilela ukuhlola ikhono lakho lokuthwala ngokushesha izikhwama zakho (awunakujabuli yini ukuthi uphakamise ukukhanya?) Kusuka kudijithi yokudonsa kuya ebhukheni lakho, bese usheshe uphindele uye emgodini we-drill futhi, ubeke phezulu ekubunjweni.
(Khumbula ukuthi ubani omile eduze na?).
Uma umatasa ukudlala ukushayela umlilo khumbula ukuthi ngitshele ukuthi wonke umuntu oyedwa engake ngahlangana naye oye waqeqesha ngokuyisisekelo ufisa ukuthi ugibele LESS kunalokho abenzayo .
Ngeke ukwazi ukudlala ukushayela umlilo, njengoba (kusuka emibikweni eminingi), lo mdlalo ubonakala uthathelwe indawo ngumdlalo omusha - "Pick 'em up, futhi ubeke phansi". Isivinini yilo "igama lomdlalo," futhi kubonakala sengathi i-TI yanelisekile ukudlala lo mdlalo nabasha abaqashiwe amahora namahora.
Enye umdlalo ozithandayo uTI othanda ukudlala ngalolo mhlangano wokuqala, "IsiTatimende Sokubika." Yilapho wonke umuntu ehlala khona ekubunzeni, ephethe imithwalo yakhe yomphakathi, ekhipha isitatimende sokubika , kuze kube yilapho wonke umuntu ethola khona (kuya kokwaneliseka kwe-TI, hhayi eyakho). " Mnumzane, Maam, Imibiko Yabaqeqeshi I-Trainee Jones! " Kuvamile ukuthi abaqeqeshwayo bafune ukubeka inkosikazi noma umama ekupheleni kwesitatimende sokubika.
Ungenzi lokhu. Isitatimende sokubika sithi " Mnumzane (noma uMama), Imibiko Yomqeqeshi we-Trainee Jones, njengoba i-Ordered !, " hhayi " Mhlonishwa, imibiko ye-Trainee Jones njengoba i-Ordered, Sir! " Futhi "i- Trainee Jones Reports, njengoba i-Ordered, Maam ! "(Qaphela: Awukayena onomoya , ungumqeqeshi .)
Umngane wami omuhle, uPete Tabury uchaza enye iTI eyintandokazi
Umdlalo:
Lapho i-TI ithi ingilandela futhi ihamba ngezinyathelo eziya emadwalini, ungamlandeli ugijima !!!! Ngangingumuntu wesine ebhasi bese iTI etshela abantu ukuthi bangabe bemi lapho bephuma ebhasi. Amadoda ambalwa okuqala abesilisa abanjwe ngokubukeka ebusweni babo. Lapho ngizwile futhi ngiyiqonda imiyalo ye-TI, ngaya phambili futhi ngiyalela abanye ukuba balandele. Ngesikhathi i-TI ifika futhi ingibuza ukuthi iHolhena engikwazi kanjani lokho engikwenzayo, ngiphakamisile isitatimende sami sokubika futhi ngichaza ukuthi ngisemaphenyhini wamaPhoyisa iminyaka emithathu futhi nginolwazi lokuhamba nokuqeqesha! Washaqeka, wangitshela ukuthi angangenza inhloko yakhe ye-dorm futhi ngamnika umuzwa odabukisayo ekuguleni kwakhe! LOL
Yiqiniso, konke lokhu kwawela eceleni komgwaqo ngemuva kokubamba i-Pick up and Beka phansi phansi game. Wangibheka futhi wathi ku-column column ukumlandela! Wabe esengena emnyango futhi wayivulela, ngoba lezi zikhwama zazingasemhlabathini ngangingenisinyathelo esilandelayo. Kodwa ngangizobe ngikuboshwe uma ngabe ngizomvumela ukuba aphume ebusweni bami futhi ngisemthonjeni. Njengoba ngangimthinta, wayesevele ebopha izitebhisi, ezimbili namathathu ngesikhathi. Ngenza okufanayo futhi ngigcina igebe, okwakungakaze afike ekufikeni kokuqala, athole ama-brakes futhi enze ubuso obuseduze! Manje wayeneminyaka engamamitha amabili ubude kunami njengoba nganginezinyathelo ezimbili ezingaphansi kwakhe futhi wayekhala ebusweni bami kusuka phezulu!
"UNGAKUFUNDA?" wabuza.
"Mnumzane, imibiko yabaqeqeshi uThabury njengoba iyalwe, Yebo Nkosi!" Ngaphendula.
Wabe esekhomba phezu kwehlombe lakhe lesobunxele emagcekeni aqoshiwe e-yellow cinted block futhi wangibuza ukuthi "Khona-ke lokho okushiwo yiGehena kusho ukuthini? !!!" Futhi ezincwadini ezinkulu ezimnyama zathi, "Hamba, Ungagijimi, Sebenzisa Amandla Ezingalo!"
"Eqinisweni," waphendula, futhi emavikini angu-6.5 alandelayo, njalo lapho singena futhi siphuma emidlalweni, kwakudingeka ngime phansi ezitebhisini bese ngitshela leyo nkulumo kumuntu ngamunye owangena kulo dorm indiza. Angisoze ngikhohlwa lelo gama uma nje ngiphila !.
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