Amahlaya e-Military Academy
Amahlaya phakathi kwamalungu ezempi anjengezempi kanye namagatsha ngokwabo. Nazi ezinye zehlaya ze-Army kanye ne-Navy ezihle kakhulu ezihlelwe amahlaya. Lokhu kuyinto ejwayelekile yaseWest Point no-Annapolis.
Amahlaya Empi
Umdlali wezemidlalo wezempi wabulawa yingozi engozini yokugibela amahhashi. Wawa kusuka ehhashi futhi waqothulwa waze wafa. Siyabonga uNkulunkulu umphathi we-KMart waphuma futhi wawususa.
I-Cadet kanye neMid behamba behamba emgwaqeni lapho uMid esho, "Yeka ukuthi kudabukisayo - inyoni efile." ICadet yaphakamisa phezulu yathi, "Kuphi, kuphi?"
I-Navy iyadlala i-Army, enokuqala phansi nemaminithi amathathu kwesokunxele. I-An Army fan ishiya i-firecracker, futhi i-Navy, ecabanga ukuthi sekuwukuphela kwengxenye, iphuma emkhakheni. Izintathu zidlala kamuva, i-Army punts.
Q: Uyazi ukuthi kungani iqembu lebhola lezempi kufanele liguqule igama layo "kuma-Opossums"?
A: Ngenxa yokuthi badlala ekhaya futhi babulawa emgwaqweni.
Q: Kungani i-Army ingabi neqhwa ngasemkhatsini wemidlalo?
A: Umfana ophethe iresiphi.
Q. Utholaphi uma uqhuba kancane kancane ekamu leMpi Yezempi?
A. I-degree.
Q: Yini iNavy Midshipman ne-West Point Cadet efana nayo?
A: Bobabili bamukelekile kuWest Point.
Q: Utholaphi uma uzalisa i-groundhog ne-West Point Cadet?
A: Amasonto ayisithupha ngaphezulu kwebhola elibi.
Ithimba leBhola lezempi liyaqhubeka nokuphumula
Umqeqeshi wezempi wanikeza ithimba lakhe lezempi izinsuku ezimbalwa. Abaningi banquma ukuya ePanama City Beach ukuze bajabule futhi baphumule.
Umqeqeshi wabona abadlali usuku lokuqala ekhanda futhi bebuza mayelana neholide yabo.
"Akusikho umqeqeshi omuhle," kusho abadlali. "Asizange senze elwandle."
"Kungani kungenjalo," kusho umqeqeshi, "ukukhathazeka kwemoto?"
Baphendula bathi: "Cha, yonke imizuzu embalwa ngaphasi komgwaqo sabona izibonakaliso ezithi, 'Phuma, uhlanze izindawo zokuphumula.' Awukwazi ukuthi zingaki izindawo zokuphumula esazihlanza phakathi kweWest Point nePanama City."
I-Army Football Recruits
Abadlali ababili bebhola banikezwa ukuhlolwa okukhethekile kwe-SAT ukuze bahlangabezane nezidingo zabo zokungena kwi-Military Academy. Ngokushesha ngemva kokuhlolwa kwaqala umfana wokuqala ephendukela kumfana wesibili futhi ebuza, "I-Old MacDonald yayinani?"
Ezinye izimpendulo, "Wayenefama."
Owokuqala uyabuza, "Uyipela kanjani?"
Owesibini waphendula ukuthi, "EIEIO."
I-USNA Grad ihamba Ngena ku-Bar
Umgodla we-Annapolis wangena emgodini, wahlala phansi wathi, "Hey heyard, uzwa ihlaya mayelana nabadlali abane baseWest Point epulazini?" Izihlalo zahluma ngemuva kwakhe, kanti abane abakhulu kakhulu, abahlakaniphile kunazo zonke ebhodini bema.
"Sidlale i-Army." Uqinisekile ukuthi ufuna ukutshela ukuthi uhlaya? " Umkhumbi we-Navy wathinta ukungakholwa futhi wathi, "Yini, futhi kufanele ngiyichaze izikhathi ezine?"
Okunye okukodwa kwe-Liners
Q: Zingaki i-West Point plebes ezithathayo ukushintsha isibani?
A: Cha, kuyinkambo yonyaka wesibili.
Q: Uzwile ukuthi i-Army isanda kuthenga amathangi amasha amabili?
A: Yebo, futhi umqeqeshi wezempi uthi ngokushesha nje lapho befunda ukubashayela, bazohlasela i-Annapolis.
Q: Zithatha amangaki amakhredithi e-Army ukushintsha isondo?
A: Yodwa nje, kodwa uthola amahora amane isikweletu futhi kubalwa njengesayensi yesayensi!
Q: Uyini umehluko phakathi kweWest Pointer ne-catfish?
A: Omunye umuntu omncane, othumayo, ohlambalaza phansi, kanti enye inhlanzi nje.
Q: Yimiphi iminyaka emine engcono kakhulu yokuphila kweWest Pointer?
A: Ibanga lesithathu.
Q: Yeka kanjani iqembu lebhola lezempi elingenayo iwebhusayithi?
A: Abakwazi ukufaka izintambo ezintathu "W" ndawonye.
Q: Zithatha amangaki ama-Cadet ase-Army ukuze ahlasele isibani?
A: Eyodwa - uhlala ephethe isibani futhi ulindele ukuthi izwe lizungeze.
I-Joke Air Force Joke:
Q: Zithatha zingaki ama-Cadet Air Force ukushintsha isondo eliyicu?
A: Three, ezimbili ukuya ubhiya kanye nomunye ozobiza ubaba.
Amahlaya phakathi kwamalungu ezempi ayinjabulo engenabungozi, kodwa, uma kudingeka, amalungu ezempi kuwo wonke amagatsha asezingeni elifanayo futhi athole umsebenzi ndawonye.