Izizathu zokuBhalisa kabusha
1. Izolo usukile, namhlanje usamlisiwe, kusasa uzosondla, futhi lokhu kubonakala kuyisibikezelo esihle kakhulu sokubhaliswa kwami konke.
2. Ukuchitha amahora angu-24 ngosuku, izinsuku ezingu-7 ngesonto, ukuqeqeshwa kwezinsuku ezingu-365 zento okukhona ithuba elingama-99.9% esingasoze senza.
3. WWWDWOA? (singenzenjani ngaphandle kwama-acronym?)
4. Ukuthatha imisebenzi elula yansuku zonke nokuwahlula encwadini ye-nyukliya ngaphambi kokuba uwenze.
5. Ukuba khona okwesikhashana ngaphambi kokwenza noma yimuphi umsebenzi onzima kunokuba ukhethe ekhaleni lami.
6. Ukuba yinceku yomuntu siqu (okungukuthi konke engikwenzile) kunoma yimuphi omunye wabantu abayizinkulungwane ezingu-300 ezempi abangaphandle kwami.
7. Ukuba ngumuntu omdala futhi othile angibheke nsuku zonke ukuqinisekisa ukuthi ngibeka izingubo zami kahle, futhi ngibeke izicathulo zami ezinyaweni ezifanele.
8. Ukugqoka "ikhava," noma inkokhelo, njalo lapho ngifuna ukuphuma ngaphandle.
9. Ngithanda ukuhlanza izindawo ezifanayo ngokuphindaphindiwe kuze kube yilapho ukudweba kuphuma noma izandla zami ziphuma.
10. Ngaphandle kwethonya lempi kanye nokufundisa okuhle, angikaze ngiqaphele ukuthi ungakwazi ukuchitha amanzi ngomshanelo amahora njalo lapho kuvula.
11. Akukhona nje imisebenzi eminingi leyo ngaphandle lapho ungaqiniseka khona ukuthi wonke umuntu osebenzelayo ulindele ukukugxilisa kunoma iyiphi indlela engakwazi ngayo.
12. Uma ngiphumile, ngingahle ngiphuthele umqondo wokuvuka ekuseni njalo "ngomhlangano".
13. Ukugqoka izingubo ezingezona zonke lapho ngisemuva.
13. Ukudla inyama efika emabhokisini abizwe ngokuthi "akufanelekile ukusetshenziswa komuntu" futhi "ukusetshenziselwa izikhungo kuphela."
14. Ukuthola ukuhlolwa kwezidakamizwa "okungahleliwe" njalo ngemva kwamasonto ambalwa. Ngangizikhethela "ngokungahleliwe" zonke izivivinyo cishe iminyaka emibili ngokuqondile.
Abantu abaningi bangakufakaza ngokuthatha izivivinyo ezingaba ngu-50 eminyakeni emibili edlule bengakaze babanjwe izidakamizwa empilweni yami.
Ukuvuka njalo ekuseni nokuya "emhlanganweni wokusebenza" lapho ngifundwa khona iphepha ngaphandle kokuthi lifakwe odongeni nasemahhovisi e-inthanethi, kokubili engikufinyelela kuwo. Ngicabanga ukuthi angikwazi ukufunda.
16. Ukukhalaza ngezokwelapha ngezinhlungu ezinzima zenhliziyo nesifuba futhi utshelwe ukuthi ubuyele ngesikhathi sokuthi "ugula" ngosuku olulandelayo.
17. Ngiyathanda ukuthi umbono wami unomthelela omkhulu njengokwedlula udadewethu we-pet.
18. Ngoba kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ngizonda kangakanani umsebenzi wami, kufanele ngicela ngenhlonipho ukuthi ngithole okuhlukile. Umcimbi ke kuphela uma "ulayini wami womyalo" uvumela.
19. Akudingeki uhloniphe lowo muntu, kufanele uhloniphe lokho akugqoka kukhomba noma umkhonto.
20. Ngithanda iqiniso lokuthi izimpi zempi zibuza ukuthi kungani sinabantu abaningi kangaka emhlabeni wonke ozonda izwe lethu. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi singabantu abahlukunyezwayo futhi sitshela umhlaba ukuthi yini abakwaziyo futhi abakwazi ukuyenza, kodwa ukungazinaki lezo zimiso ngokwethu akuhlangene nalokhu.
22. Ngizonda ukudla okuhle.
23. Ngithanda "inkulumo yezinxusa zase-US".
24. Ngiyakuzonda ukuchitha isikhathi nomndeni wami.
25. Angigcini ukwenza umsebenzi wami kuphela, kodwa ukunamathela ngemisebenzi eminingi eyengeziwe njengoba ulayini wami lomyalo ufuna ukunginika ukuba ngikwenze.
26. Ukushintsha iphasiwedi yakho yamakhompiyutha njalo ngemva kwamasonto amabili ukugcina amaphekula ekungeneni kwe-imeyili yethu noma ngisho nokudlala umdlalo ongenacala we-solitaire.
27. Uma uphuma uzobe u-38-40 kuphela. Usenakho konke ukuphila kwakho ngaphambi kwakho. Yebo, kulungile, ngifuna impilo yami iqale ngo-38.
28. Yini? Uyahamba ngekhefu?
29. Oh, bheka ... Kukhona umphathi. Kungcono ukuthi sonke siqaphele aze asitshele ukuthi singakwazi ukuhambisa. Ingabe benza kanjalo ezweni elizwelayo futhi?
30. Ingabe leso sikhathi sendawo noma isiZulu?
30. Ngifuna ukusebenza endaweni ethize ephethe ukukhokhela okuphelele ukuze bakwazi ukuthatha isigamu uma ngilahla.
31. Uma ngifika enkingeni ngaphandle kwedolobha ngingathanda ukuvuswa ngosuku olulandelayo ngo-6 ekuseni futhi kufanele ngimi phambi komphathi wami, umphathi, umphathi osizayo, nanoma ubani omunye ongenakho okungcono ukwenza kanjalo ukuze bonke bangahlaziya imbongolo yami.
32. Singakwazi yini ukuhlolwa ukuze siqiniseke ukuthi sisebenza ngokomzimba njalo ngonyaka kuphela sicela wenze okuhlukile kulokhu ngenxa yama-NCOs namaGosa aneminyaka engu-30 ubudala anamafutha amaningi.34. Kukuphi lapho ungakhokha khona intela ukuze ukhokhe imali yakho yokukhokha?
35. Ufungela ukusekela nokuvikela uMthethosisekelo, futhi emva kwalokho uMtsetfosisekelo awusebenzi nakuwe.
36. Ngoba kuphela lapho kubonakala khona imilingo kanye namahora okusebenza ezempi yimiyalo yelogiki imisiwe.
37. Ngoba kungakhathaliseki ukuthi uyisiphukuphuku kangakanani, ekugcineni uzothuthukiswa ngokuqoqa amaphuzu okungaqiniseki.
38. Ngoba kuphi lapho ungathola khona amazinyo akho ahlotshiswe futhi agwetshwe ukuthi awudinga yini noma cha?
39. Kuphi lapho ungathola khona izibhamu ngabantu abazisho ukuthi basebenzise imithi engakaze baphumelele esikoleni esiphakeme, futhi abakwazi ngisho nokubiza igama lomuthi abafaka wona?
40. Ngoba uma ngabe unempi ephelele #### yokuphila okulodwa futhi ufuna ukuyeka, ungaqiniseka ukuthi amasosha azokwenza konke okusemandleni akho ukukugxilisa impilo yakho yonke.
41. Kungenxa yokuthi kumnandi ukuya esibhedlela ukuze iso lakho lihlolwe futhi ube nephuzu le-tech elikhanyayo emaminithini ayishumi uze ube yimpumputhe bese uzwa ukuthi uthi, "lokho kwakungcono, ake sizame omunye. "
42. Kungani abazali bethu behlupha nokusinika amagama okuqala?
43. YINI eminye imisebenzi ongayenza ngayo OKUNGENYE INDLELA YOKUPHILA, kodwa "INDLELA YOKUPHILA"?
44. Ngihlezi nxazonke zamasondo ami nsuku zonke kuze kufike ngo-4: 00 ntambama, nakuba ngiqedile wonke umsebenzi wami ngo-10 ekuseni ekuseni kumnandi ukwenza zonke izinsuku ze-DAGGOM ... kudala uhlamvu.
45. Ubani ofuna ngempela ukulawula impilo yabo noma kunjalo?