I-Funning Boot Camp Stories
Into eyodwa olwaqhamukayo abazoyibelana nabanye abadlali be-veteran imicimbi ehlekisayo eyenzeka ngesikhathi se-boot, ukuqeqeshwa okuyisisekelo, noma ezinye izingxenye eziqeqeshiwe zokuqeqeshwa komsebenzi wabo. Ukukwazi ukuzihleka wena nabanye kubalulekile ekuphumeleleni ngenkathi ukhuthazelela izinhlelo zokuqeqesha ezicindezelayo. Abaqeqeshi be-Drill banikeza amathuba amaningi okwenza amaphutha futhi uzihleka. Iziphakamiso ezilandelayo yizenzakalo zangempela; izigameko ezihlekisayo ze-drill-instructor, ezithunyelwe ngabafundi bethu:
Ukuthola I-Recycled
"Ngizokubuyisela kabusha kuze kube manje uzoba semhlanganweni wakho wokuqala we-DEP ngesikhathi ngifika nawe!"
Ihanjiswe yi-AirmanSoto
Ukugoqa nge-Dorm Guard
Ngangingumlindi onogada ngaleso sikhathi ... futhi i-TI yayinezinkathazo
I-TI - "I-DORM GUARD!"
Mina - "Mnumzane othisha ngakho-ke imibiko njengoba iyalwe!"
TI - "Yini oyifunayo esihogweni?"
Mina - "Mnumzane ungibizile."
I-TI - "Ingabe u-asidi?"
Mina - "Akekho Mnumzane."
TI - "Phuma ebusweni bami!"
- amasekhondi amabili aqedile -
I-TI - "I-DORM GUARD! ... ngivumele .."
Ihanjiswe ngu-ScopeDope001
Injabulo
I-BCT yezempi ... Ngangihamba ngisuka emnyango ngiyokwakheka futhi ngangizikhukhumeza ngokudlulisa i-PT ekuqaleni kwalokhu ekuseni. Ngangimomotheka futhi ngimemezela noma yini ... Ngangiphuma emnyango lapho i-NKULUNKULU ithi "PVT [me], fika lapha!"
Ngathatha umngane wami futhi ngaya kuye.
Wangibheka wathi, "Pvt, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ujabule kanjani, uzobe usubi."
Ngambheka ingxenye yesibili, ngibheke u-buddy wami futhi thina (mina no-buddy) siphuma ngokuhleka.
Omunye umphathi we-drill ufika futhi usibheke. Wabe esebuza:
"Usuqhekekile?"
Sonke kithi cishe sekufa sasihleka.
Ihanjiswe ngu-jadephoenix84
Amanga!
Ngifika phezulu,
"Umqambimanga! (Isiqubulo sami sami i-TI yanginika yona), ungesizathu sokuthi angikwazi ukuya ku @ # $% &! I-Walmart futhi ngithenge upende weprayipi. Bavala leso siphepho sabantu abahlukumezayo njengawe! "
Ihanjiswe ngu-SIRPHREA1
Ukuhlolwa kwe-Piss
"Ungcono ukuphuza okungcono # * $ namanzi, angifuni i-piss yakho ibheke njengothuli lwegolide."
Ngemuva kokuthi umuntu oqashile athole okuncane kakhulu: "Okay 'uSimmons,' uthanda ukuhlala ebhokisini elingaphambi, ubambe izandla bese uphuza i-lemonade nami? '
Ihanjiswe ngu-COORDINATEDP
Amanzi ompompi
I-PVT: "Ngithethelele, Drill Sergeant?"
I-DS: "Kuyini?"
I-PVT: "Shayela uSergeant, angikwazi ukuphuza amanzi okupompo."
I-DS: "Kungani?"
I-PVT: "Ukungcola kungenza ngigule, u-Drill Sergeant."
DS: "Ukugula?"
I-PVT: "Yebo, i-Drill Sergeant. Ngiyakwazi ukuphuza kuphela amanzi asebhodleleni."
I-Drill Sergeant yamisa isigqoko, singakholwa. Wabe esebenza esitokisini esiseduze.
I-DS: "I-XXX eyimfihlo, hamba uye usize i-Tapwater yangasese igcwalise isantanethi sakhe, futhi uqiniseke ukuthi uyayiphuza. Akukho lutho olungalungile ngalawo manzi!"
Ngolunye uqeqesho oluyisisekelo, wayaziwa njenge-Private Tapwater. Esinye isibuko njengami sasithokozile kakhulu ukuba naye lapho, sasisindise 'ukunakekelwa komuntu siqu' kusuka kumaService Sergeants. Siyabonga futhi, Pvt. Amanzi ompompi!
Ihanjiswe yi-Kozure
Yenza kabusha
"Ngizophinde ngikubuyisele emuva manje ukuthi ngizothatha uMichael J. Fox kanye neDeLorean enesineke ukuze ngikubuyisele emuva !!!"
Ihanjiswe yi-kappasig1304
Ngaso sonke isikhathi i-TI yami ingabe "ibuyisela kabusha" omunye umuntu ababengabatshela ukuthi "bapake udoti wakho" bese uqala ukudlala "Omunye Uhlaya Ngothuli" yiNdlovukazi ukuze wonke umuntu akwazi ukuzwa (ingxenye embi kakhulu ukuthi uzoyihlabelela bese ehleka) .
Ihanjiswe ngu-SIRPHREA1
Isizathu sesihlahla
I-TI: "Uqeqeshiwe uReimer, yini lokhu?"
Mina: "Mhlonishwa, uMqeqeshi uReimer imibiko njengoba eyalwe. Kuyinto ehle kakhulu, mnumzane."
I-TI: "Ngiyazi ukuthi kuyisimanga, isiyaluyalu, bheka ukuthi ihlungwe kanjani. Ngabe yini isizathu sakho salokhu?"
Mina: "Nginomuntu ongisize, ngoba ngangisebenza umhlahlandlela we-chapel, ngifika emuva emizuzwini engu-20 edlule."
I-TI: "Uqeqeshiwe kahle, ungumuthi owodwa omkhulu we- @ #!% &!, Akunjalo? Unesizathu kukho konke, uthanda ukuba yisihlahla sokuzimela? Sizokukwenza."
Uqala ukuphonsa izingubo phezu kwami, okwenza umuthi uphume kuzo zonke izingubo ezithandweni zami zokugqoka, engiziphethe ezandleni zami, ngimi. Uqeda konke ukuhlolwa futhi angitshela ukuba ngigqoke izingubo zami, ngibonge ngokugcina ukulwa kwami kwezempi. Kumelwe ukuba ngimi lapho, ngingathutheli imizuzu engu-25, ngigqoke izingubo.
Ihanjiswe ngu-Chuck Reimer
Ama-Radar Scopes
Umfowenu (Air Force, '60') uthi umfana wase-chow ubonakala ekhangelele emgqeni futhi wakhishwa futhi waqokelwa ukunakekelwa ngekhanda lakhe ngokuphindaphindiwe, ethi "Ngingu-radar scope, ngingu -radar ububanzi .... "
Umfowenu wayephezu kweqembu lakhe, wangena ekhoneni, wabona lo mfana enza into yakhe. Uhlu lwezifiso zami Sebenzisa Thenga ikhadi lesipho Thenga isikweletu se-Google Play Kuvele iphutha elingalindelekile. Sicela uzame futhi emva kwesikhathi.
Ihanjiswe ngu-AECFNavyMom
Ayikho i-Cussing
"Inkampani ye-Lima wena nje # $% ^ &! UP! * Ahem * Belay wami wokugcina! Inkampani ye-Lima, usanda kufaka!"
Kuthunyelwe ngu-Mike