Kungani kungenjalo i-Minot Air Force Base, eNyakatho Dakota?
I-Minot AFB yavulwa ngoFebruwari 1957 eNyakatho Dakota. I-Minot AFB isekela i-Continent Bomber Presence (CBP) ePacific AOR kusukela ngo-2003. Noma kunjalo, kuseN NORTH DAKOTA. Ukusho ukuthi i-Air Force Airmen yenza amahlaya mayelana nezimo zabo zokuphila endaweni enjalo yi-understatement. Nasi ihlaya elidala mayelana nokuphila eMinot AFB phakathi nobusika.
Disemba 8 - 6:00 PM. Iqala iqhwa. Isithwathwa sokuqala senkathi futhi mina nomkami sithatha ama-cocktail ethu futhi sihlala amahora ngefasitela sibuka ama-flakes amakhulu athambile esuka ezulwini.
Kwakubonakala sengathi umkhulu uMose uphrinta. Ngakho uthando sasizizwa sengathi sashade futhi. Ngithanda iqhwa!
NgoDisemba 9 - Savuka esibukweni esihle seqhwa elimhlophe eligcwele i-inch of the landscape. Yeka umbono omnandi! Kungaba khona indawo enhle kakhulu emhlabeni wonke? Ukufaka isabelo eMinot kwakuwumqondo omuhle engake nginakho. Washaya okokuqala ngqa eminyakeni futhi wazizwa njengomfana futhi. Ngenza kokubili indlela yethu yokuhamba nemigwaqo. Ngalo ntambama i-snowplow yafika futhi yavala imigwaqo futhi yavala emgwaqeni, ngakho ngaqala ukuklahla. Yeka ukuphila okuphelele.
Disemba 12 - Ilanga liqede yonke iqhwa lethu elihle. Ukudumazeka okunjalo. Umakhelwane wami ungitshela ukuthi ngingakhathazeki, sizoba noKhisimusi omhlophe. Ayikho iqhwa ngoKhisimusi kungaba yinto embi kakhulu! UBob uthi sizoba neqhwa elikhulu ngasekupheleni kwebusika, ukuthi angisoze ngifuna ukubona iqhwa futhi. Angicabangi ukuthi kungenzeka.
UBob uyindoda enhle kangaka, ngiyajabula ukuthi ungumakhelwane wethu.
Disemba 14 - Iqhwa elithandekayo iqhwa! "Ngobusuku bokugcina, izinga lokushisa liye lafika ku -20.Umkhuhlane wenza konke kuphazamisekile, umoya wawuthatha umoya wami, kodwa ngafudumala ngokugubha imigwaqo nemigwaqo. konke futhi.
Angizange ngiqaphele ukuthi kuzodingeka ngikwenze lokhu okwehliswa okukhulu, kodwa ngizobuya ngizimele ngale ndlela.
Ngama-15 kuya ku-20 intshi weqhwa ekubikezelweni. Kuthengise i-van yami futhi wathenga i-4x4 Blazer. Kuthengwe amathayi weqhwa emotweni yomfazi kanye namafosholo angaphezulu amabili. Uthole ifriji. Umfazi ufuna isitofu sokhuni uma ugesi uphuma. Ngicabanga ukuthi lokho kuyize. Asikho e-Alaska, ngemuva kwakho konke.
Disemba 16 - Isivunguvungu seqhwa ekuseni. Hamba ebhokisini lami eqhweni ku-driveway ubeka usawoti. Kubuhlungu njengesihogo. Inkosikazi yahleka ihora, engicabanga ukuthi yayinonya kakhulu.
Disemba 17 - Namanje ngezansi kweqhwa. Imigwaqo ishisa kakhulu ukuya noma yikuphi. Ugesi wavalwa amahora angu-5. Kwadingeka ngifake izembatho ukuze ngihlale ngifudumele. Akukho okumele ukwenze kodwa ubuke umfazi bese uzama ukungamcasuli. Ukuqagela ukuthi ngabe ngithenge isitofu sokhuni, kodwa ngeke ngivume. UNkulunkulu ngiyakuzonda lapho eqinisile. Angikholwa ukuthi ngifisa ukushona egumbini lami lokuphumula.
Ngenyanga kaDisemba 20 - Umhlane wegesi, kodwa wawunomunye u-14 "wezinto ezidakayo ebusuku ebusuku. i-hockey. Ngicabanga ukuthi baqamba amanga. Babizwa i-BX ukubona ngokuthenga i-snow blower futhi baphume.
Kungenzeka kube nokunye ukuthunyelwa ngoMashi. Ngicabanga ukuthi baqamba amanga. UBob uthi kufanele ngifake noma i-base izokhipha ithikithi, futhi uma uthola ezintathu, kufanele uhambe-isisekelo. Ngicabanga ukuthi uqamba amanga.
UDisemba 22 - UBob wayeqinisile ngoKhisimusi omhlophe ngenxa yokuthi amasentimitha angu-13 we-white crap awela namuhla, futhi kubanda kakhulu cishe ngeke kucibilike kuze kube ngu-Agasti. Wangithatha amaminithi angu-45 ukuze ngigqoke bonke ukuba ngiphume ukuze ngifake futhi ngadingeka ngifake. Ngesikhathi ngingahlambulukile, ngisongwe futhi ngigqoke futhi, ngangikhathele kakhulu ukuze ngifake. Wazama ukuqasha uBob olima iloli lakhe lonke ubusika; kodwa uthi usematasa kakhulu. Ngicabanga ukuthi leli jerk lilele.
Ngenyanga kaDisemba 23 - Kuphela nje "kweqhwa namhlanje futhi kwafudumala kufika ku-0. Umfazi wayefuna ukuthi ngihlobise phambili endlini namhlanje ekuseni. edlule?
Uthi wenza kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi uqamba amanga.
NgoDisemba 24 kuya ku-6. "Iqhwa ligijiswe kanzima kakhulu nge-snowplow, ngawaphula ihlumela. Ngacabanga ukuthi ngine-heart attack. Uma ngike ngibambe indodana ye-bitch eqhuba leyo snowplow ngizomhudula ngeqhwa ngamabhola akhe futhi ngimshaya ngifake nefosholo yami ephukile. Ngiyazi ukuthi ufihlekile ekhoneni futhi ulindele ukuba ngiqedele ukufaka amafosholo bese ehla emgwaqweni ngamakhilomitha angu-100 ngehora bese ephonsa iqhwa kuyo yonke indawo engisanda kuyo! umfazi wayefuna ngihlabelele uKhisimusi kanye naye futhi ngivule izipho zethu, kodwa ngangimatasa kakhulu ngibheke i-snowplow ebomvu.
Disemba 25 - Ukugcinwa kokuncintisana -Khisimusi! Amasentimitha angu-20 we-damn slop kusihlwa. Iqhwaqhelwa ngaphakathi. Umqondo we-shoveling wenza igazi lami libilise. Ngizonda iqhwa! Khona-ke umshayeli weqhwa wafika ngokucela ikhofi noma ushokoledi oshisayo futhi ngimshaya phezu kwekhanda ngefosholo yami. Umkami uthi nginesimo sengqondo esibi. Ngicabanga ukuthi idiot fricking. Uma kufanele ngibheke "Kuyi-Life Wondeful" isikhathi esengeziwe, ngizomyisa kumayelana nama-microwave.
NgoDisemba 26 - Namanje iqhwa. Kungani kungani isihogo engake ngifaka iMotot emaphupheni? Kwakuyonke umbono wakhe. Uthola impela imizwa yami.
NgoDisemba 27 - Ukushisa kwehla kuya ku -30 kanti amapayipi aqhakaza, CE ekugcineni weza emva kwamahora angu-14 abalindele. Uthi kwakungusuku olumatasa. Ngiyazi ukuthi ama-SOB amanga.
Disemba 28 - Ukufudumala kuze kube ngaphezu -20. Namanje iqhwa ngaphakathi. I-BITCH iyangishayela ngicindezela !!!
Amasentimitha angu-29 kuya ku-10 ngaphezulu. UBob uthi kufanele ngifake uphahla noma kungangena kuyo. Yilokho okungeyona into engakaze ngiyizwe. Ucabanga ukuthi ngingumbumbulu ngicabanga ukuthi ngingubani?
NgoDisemba 30 - Indlu yangena ngaphakathi. Ngishaya umshayeli weqhwa leqhwa. Umlawuli manje ungikeza i-Article 15, hhayi nje ukushaywa engikunike umshayeli, kodwa futhi nokuzama ukudubula imbongolo yakhe ephukile. Umkakhe waya ekhaya kunina. 9 "kwabikezelwa.
Disemba 31 - Ngibeka umlilo kulokho okusele endlini. Akusekho ama-shoveling.
Januwari 8 - Zizwa kahle kakhulu. Ngiyathanda kuphela lawo maphilisi amancane amhlophe aqhubeka enginika wona. Kungani ngiboshelwe embhedeni?