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Amathangi ayaziwa ngokuzijabulisa kwawo okuyingqayizivele

E-US Army, amathangi ngokuvamile anamaqembu amane abantu: umshayeli, isibhamu, i-ammo loader nomlawuli. Amathangi ayaziwa ngokuba nezindawo eziqinile, futhi njengoba amalungu eqembu achitha isikhathi esiningi ndawonye ngaphansi kwezimo ezinzima, athambekele ukwakha izibopho eziseduze. La masosha azibiza ngokuthi "amathangi" futhi abe nokuhleka okuyingqayizivele, ngokuvamile ukubhekana nezimo ezicindezelayo.

Ngesikhathi amahlaya angezansi engekho ngokuphelele emndenini-anobungane, azokunika umbono wokuthi uthanda ukuthini ngamathangi.

Ungase ube yithangi uma:

1. Uke wahlawuliswa ngokugibela ngekhanda lakho uvala ilanga lakho lokushisa kwelanga.

2. Umkakho ukhononda ngoba i-drakbox yangasese ekhishini igcwele izikhiqizo ze-MILES nezingxenye zethusi.

3. Ukhazimula lapho abazingani bakho bezingoma bekhuluma ngokumangalisayo kokumisa amandla we - .308 Winchester.

4. Wabiza indodana yakho uRoger.

5. Ushayela i-'59 Caddy ngoba uthanda "ukuzizwa kwensimbi enkulu yaseMelika."

6. Wena umemezela "Endleleni!" ngaphambi kokuba uphule umoya.

7. Esikhundleni sokuhlangana nawe emnyango ngotshani obandayo emva komsebenzi, umkakho uhlangana nawe nge-can of degreaser kanye nemiyalo yokubamba ngaphambi kokuthinta ifenisha.
8. Ngemva kokubuya ensimini kuthatha isikhashana ukujwayela ukudla ngaphandle kokuvutha kwe "dielel ukubhema".

9. Ngemuva kokuya ocansini wenza umkakho abulale ukuhlukumeza.

10. Uma uhamba ngokuzingela amadada unikeza inja yakho umyalo othi "amadada!"

11. Uke wabhekisela ku-infantryman njenge-crunchie.

12. Uma uthenga imoto entsha wenza umthengisi avele i-BII.

13. Ngesikhathi sokulala, uyamemezela "Endleleni."

14. Ubhekisela kuGeneral General njengoYe.

15. Ucabangela ukukopela kumkakho umklomelo we-TDY.

16. Ubhekisela eMpini YeGulf ngokuthi "Omkhulu wezingu-91."

17. Ucabanga ngamabutho omhlaba njengejubane lejubane.

18. Ucabanga ukuthi ubulili obubi bungase kube yinkinga yokwehla.

19. Ucabangela ukuhlolwa kwetafula lentlabathi njengendlela yokuthunyelwa empumalanga yasempumalanga.

20. Ucabanga ngokuzivikela okusheshayo nje ukuhlose isibhamu.

21. Uma usebenza emotweni yakho ugcwalisa i-DA 2404.

22. Umcamelo uhle, kodwa i-CVC ingcono.

23. Ucabanga ukuthi uKilo kufanele ube ngu-19Sweep.

24. Ufisa i-POV yakho ibe ne-Tac Idle.

25. Uhlanya lapho i-NOMEX ibizwa ngokuthi i-suit tanker.

26. Uyavolontiya ukushayela imoto.

27. Unayo i-BBQ futhi umeme bonke abangane bakho abathathu.

28. Ubeka amaloli e-monster phakathi kweBradley kanye ne-M1 tank.

29. Uthwala ibha yamathangi ku-POV yakho.

30. Ucabanga ukuthi izindawo ezishisayo zibhekele, hhayi amaqembu.

31. Ufisa i-Suburbans ayingabizi kakhulu.

32. Ngaphambi kokuba indodana yakho / indodakazi yakho isebenzise imoto yakho kumele igcwalise isicelo sokuthumela.

33. Ucabanga ukuthi PT kusho ukuqeqeshwa kwe-Persona.

34. Uhlale ubeka izindawo ezine etafuleni lokudla.

35. Awuthenge igesi ngemoto yakho, esikhundleni sakho "uya phezulu"

36. Izingane zakho zibiza i-sandbox "NTC".

37. Izingane zakho ezindala zibiza omncinyane "Cherry".

38. Uma umndeni wakho uhlangana ndawonye ubabiza ngokuthi "Slice Elements".

39. Igama lakho inja nguSabot.