I-Air Force Vs. The Army
Kunomshayeli wemoto we-Air Force ovela eMcChord waya ku-Ft Lewis, futhi umshayeli wezempi ukushayela kusuka Ft Lewis kuya McChord. Phakathi nobusuku ngaphandle kwamanye izimoto emgwaqeni bahlangana omunye nomunye futhi kuzo zombili izimoto ziyahamba ngezindiza ezahlukene.Umyeni we-Air Force uyakwazi ukuphuma emotweni yakhe bese ehlola umonakalo. Ubheka imoto yakhe ephikile futhi uthi, "Muntu, nginenhlanhla ngempela ukuba ngiphile!"
Ngokufanayo, umfana wezempi uyaphuma emotweni yakhe bese ebheka i-wreckage yakhe. Naye uthi kuye, "Angikholwa ukuthi ngisinda kulokhu kuphazamiseka!"
Umfana wezempi uhamba waya e-Air Force guy futhi uthi, ...... "Hey man, ngicabanga ukuthi lokhu kuyisibonakaliso esivela kuNkulunkulu ukuthi kufanele sishiye ukungafani kwethu okuncane futhi siphile njengabangane esikhundleni sezingcweti"
Umfana we-Air Force ucabanga okwesikhashana athi, "Uyazi, uqinisile! Kufanele sibe abangane. Manje ngibona ukuthi yini enye eyasinda kulokhu kuphazamiseka"
Ngakho-ke umfana we-Air Force uvula isiqu sakhe futhi uthola ibhodlela eligcwele, elingenakuvuthwa likaJack Daniels.
Uthi kumfana waseMpi, "Ngicabanga ukuthi lokhu kuyisinye isibonakaliso esivela kuNkulunkulu ukuthi kufanele sigcobe ukuqonda nokuqonda kwethu okutholakala okusha nobungane"
Izimpendulo zamasosha ezombutho, "Ulungile!" futhi uthatha ibhodlela bese eqala ukuphuza phansi uJack Daniels. Ngemva kokususa cishe ingxenye yesibili ibhodlela i-Army guy iyayibuyisela ku-Air Force guy futhi ithi, "Ijika lakho!"
I-Air Force guy iphikisana nekhanda emuva ebhodleleni futhi ithi, "Ngiyabona, ngicabanga ukuthi ngizolinda ukuthi amaphoyisa angaboniswa."