Yazi amadoda angamadoda, amadoda angama-puerile, namadoda amantombazane.
Ukukhangisa okuhloswe ngokucacile kulabo abathintekayo abesilisa (ikakhulukazi abesilisa abesilisa nabesifazane) kubonakala sengathi bangena emabhakede amathathu ajwayelekile. Kunezindlela ezicacile ezengeziwe zokukhohlisa amadoda kunezigaba ezintathu ezinkulu ezibalulwe lapha, kodwa iningi lazo lingena kuzo. Uma ungowesifazane ufunda lokhu, abanye bangase bafake isicelo kuwe, futhi. Phela, futhi uthengela imikhiqizo yamadoda. Kodwa izikhangiso ezihloselwe kuwe, kuwe, zivame ukungena ezigabeni ezahlukene.
Amasu amathathu alandelayo abonisa indlela amadoda aqondayo ahlonishwa ngayo ngabathengisi nsuku zonke zonyaka. Futhi ngokudabukisayo, lezi zindlela zisebenza. Ngokuphindaphindiwe. Ngemva kokufunda lesi sihloko, thatha inselelo yokubukela izikhangiso ezihloswe kumadoda.
Zingaki zazo eziwela kwesinye salezi zigaba ... noma eziningana? Ngokuvamile ungathola zonke izikhangiso ezikhangelwa ubhiya, amaloli, kanye nezinsimbi zezinyosi.
Amadoda afana kakhulu namadoda "Izinto Zabantu"
Kufanele ubheke kuphela izikhangiso zebhiya , ama-razors, izimoto, amawashi futhi ngisho nejelisi lokugeza ukuze ubone lokho. Awukwazi ukuthengisa umuntu ibhola leplastiki elinobuchopho obomvu ukuze asebenzise eshaweni. Indoda kufanele ibe mnyama futhi ibomvu futhi iluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka iphinde ihambisane nethonya elinamandla lamathambo futhi ithoni "lamapiko ashisayo" ahlambalaza ngethuluzi lakhe lokugeza.
Amadoda ayithengi ama-razor blades agxilile ngaphandle kokusebenza. Yebo, bayakwenza. Kodwa benza umsindo wemoto ye-Indy njengengqamuzana emathunzini ethu. Futhi kuyoba khona isandla sowesifazane esilulaza isikhumba sethu esisheshayo, ngesizathu esithile.
Izimoto zinemifanekiso emikhulu yama-phallic. I-gel yokuhlanza ihlobene nokutshala ubuso bakho ebusweni naseqhweni leNtaba i-Everest, ilandelwa ngokusakaza isifufula samanzi aseduze-efrijini ebusweni bethu ekuhambeni okwakungenza u-Bear Grylls akhale "umama" wakhe.
Amadoda angamadoda futhi athande ngokuphelele ukuchofoza. Futhi uma nje bethanda ukuba ngabantu, abathengisi bayothanda ukuyibeka ekugcineni kwe hook bese bezitholela.
Amadoda Awubuqili, Awukhuni, Azidla, I-Slobbish, AmaJackasses Angenayo
O, kunjalo ngempela. Futhi bayayithanda. Isikhangiso esikhethekile somkhiqizo waseBrithani, "ama-Noodle ama-Super," sibonisa ukuthi abantu bayabafana. Ngesikhangiso esisodwa, amadoda amabili akhotha amapulethi ahlanzekile bese uwabuyisela ekhabhinini ukuze aphinde asebenzise futhi esikhathini esizayo. Kwelinye ilanga, la madoda aphonsa ama-noodle efasiteleni bese ephawula emncintiswaneni njengoba ehlehla phansi. Bangase babe neminyaka eyisithupha ubudala.
Obesifazane, leli qhinga ngeke lisebenze kuwe (nakuba kube khona umkhuba wakamuva obonisa ukuziphatha kowesifazane okwedlulele, okwenziwa yi-movie Bridesmaids amahle kakhulu). Kodwa amadoda afana nokugubha ukungahlali kwawo. "Kuthiwani uma singakakhuli okwamanje? Ubani okhathalelayo uma singakhali emabhayisikobho, futhi sibhekene nesikhathi semikhosi yomshado? Singabantu abafana, abafana, abafana abahle abaziyo ukuthi bangaba kanjani okuhle isikhathi futhi unganiki umphahla esikucasulayo. "
Futhi ngenkathi amadoda ethanda ukugubha leli qiniso, azoqhubeka ethenga imikhiqizo eqondisa yona ngale ndlela. Kusuka ubhiya kanye ne-pizza ukuya ekudleni nokuhlambalaza, abacabangi ukuthenga imikhiqizo esitshela ukuthi iyingane futhi iyaziqhenya ngayo.
Iningi lamadoda lifana nabesifazane
O mnkosi wami, amadoda afana nabesifazane. Noma uhlobo oluthile lwesifazane, noma kunjalo, ukwahlulela ngezikhangiso ezihloswe ngamadoda ngabakhangisi nabathengisi emhlabeni jikelele.
Ngesizathu esithile, ukudonsa i-blonde noma i-brunette phezu kwemoto kwenza isikhalazo salo moto sikhuphuke ngokuphindwe kabili. Mhlawumbe abantu bacabanga ukuthi bazokwehlisa nge-Playboy bunny uma bethenga imoto?
Ubulili buyathengisa. Uma kuziwa ubhiya, amadoda ahlaselwa ngemifanekiso yamamodeli agqoke ama-scally-clad model abamba amathini ezinkantsha ezibandayo, ehleka ngamahlaya abo, ewabona engenakuvinjelwa futhi ehle kakhulu. Kodwa ngamadoda aphuza ubhiya, ngakho kungani abesifazane besinezinkuni zobhiya?
Futhi-ke kukhona lezi zikhangiso eziveza abesifazane "abayishumi," ukuxosha abafana abanomdlandla kanye noJoes abavamile emgwaqweni ophezulu ngoba baphonsa into encane enomusa ngaphansi kwezibhamu zabo eziphuzayo ekuseni. Yebo, lokho kwenzeka.
Kodwa ngesizathu esithile, amadoda abukeka. Futhi bathenga. Futhi bathenga futhi.