01 Idiot Complete
Uyazi lo mfana, noma owesifazane. Ngandlela-thile bayakwazi ukukwenza ngokuphila ngaphandle kokufa, noma ukungena engozini embi. Okumangalisa ukuthi babengazi ukuthi benzeni imisebenzi elula ngokwabo. Ingabe abathengi kufanele babheke lezi zibopho bese becabanga, "yeah ... Ngiyazwela, kunzima ukuphuza isiphuzo ngendebe ngezinye izikhathi."
02 Umfazi Othokozayo
"Shintsha i-lightbulb." Faka udoti ngaphandle, ulethe udoti ngaphakathi. "Awukhiphi kulesi shirts." Cha, abafana abakwazi ukuza futhi badlale i-Poker. isikhathi ubiza lokhu ?! " Kumele uzibuze, lapho ithando lokuphila kwakhe libe yiphi indlela yokuphila kwakhe? Futhi ingabe lo wesifazane ukhona ngempela empeleni?
03 I-Utter Slob
Uma kwakukhona umcimbi we-olympiki ngokuba ngumuthi omkhulu, onamafutha, ongaqanjwanga, ngabe ngabe lo mfana . Uyenze indentation unomphela kuleli sofa. Uphuza futhi adle okungaphezu kokudla kwezinkomo ensimini. Unesikhumba esibukeka njengobuso benyanga. Futhi uphefumula kakhulu kune-skunk efile emgqonyeni womquba. Ukusebenzisa kwakhe kuphela ekukhangiseni ukukwenza uzizwe uhle ngawe.
04 The Bro
"Duuuuude, siphuze kakhulu futhi sibambe amathani amathunya ashisayo!" Kungani cishe wonke ubhiya wezohwebo ugcwaliswa namadoda afana nalokhu? Bahlala ukuze baqheke amahlaya amahlaya, phansi izinyosi ngenye indlela, futhi bamemeze izinto kubantu besifazane abangenza u-Gilbert Gottfried aphule. Ayikho isitayela, ayikho i-panache, ayikho ithuba lokuthola abesifazane abashaya ubusuku bonke.
05 I-Confused Easily
"Linda, usho ukuthi ngingathola lezi phakethe ezintathu ngamanani amabili, futhi ngilondoloze imali esitolo sami samasonto onke? Ingabe ungeqile? Lokhu kungenzeka kanjani? Kuyini ukudoba, kufanele kube nokubanjwa, okulungile ? " Lo wesifazane, noma umuntu, akakaze abonakale ekutholeni okunikezwayo okumangalisayo aboniswayo. Futhi banesikhathi sokuphatha imisebenzi enzima ... njengamathini okuvula, noma ukugeza amafasitela.
06 I-Supermodel Yansuku Zonke
Kuyenzeka. Yiqiniso kunjalo. Kodwa ekukhangiseni, kwenzeka ngendlela evamile kakhulu. Laba besifazane abathandekayo , begqoke izingubo ezimangalisayo (noma noma yikuphi), kodwa ukwenza imisebenzi yendawo engaphezulu, kukhona yonke indawo. Bavuka bebukeka bephelele. Benza ukuthengwa kokudla njengoba behamba phansi komgwaqo. Futhi benza imidlalo eminingi emakethe amathenda, futhi.
07 Umkhulumeli weCheery
Awu, bathanda imisebenzi yabo ngempela. Noma kunjalo? Ungase uzizwe ubuqotho beqiniso obuphuma kuzo zonke i-pore. Bathanda ukukhuluma ngokukhethwa kwomshuwalense ekunikezeni, inani lempahla yokuhlanza ongayenza, noma ukuthi u-Burger wayeneliseke kangakanani. Ingabe siyayikholelwa? Cha. Ingabe sifisa sengathi bonke bazohamba? Abadlali kuphela abadlala nabo bangasho ukuthi cha.
08 I-Awful Boss
Uma kukhona abaqashi ngaphandle lapho ababi njengalabo esibona ezithamelwaneni, kufanele senze konke esingakwenza ukuze sibasuse. Akekho umuntu ongakwenza lokhu kube kubi, akunjalo? Ama maniacs ahlambalaza, ahlukumezekile, aphethwe ngabasebenzi, abasebenzela abasebenzi babo ukuba bafe naphezu kokuba khona komnyango we-HR okhuthele kakhulu kunkampani yonke yanamuhla.
09 Umama Osebenza Ngokugcwele
Ukugijimela ukusuka kwesinye isikhathi, imbuzi ngakwesinye isandla, izikhwama ezingu-10 zokuthenga ngakolunye uhlangothi, kanti ngesikhathi esifanayo ukukhahlela ibhola ukuze kusize u-Timmy omncane nomkhuba wakhe webhola lebhola. Lo wesifazane akayena nje umsebenzi omningi ... uqondisa abaqeqeshi abangaphezu kukahlanu kusuka e-Cirque Du Soleil ngesikhathi esisodwa. Futhi mfana, ukhathele. Ukube nje kwakukhona ukuphumula okuzayo, ngendlela yokuphuza ikhofi, noma ukugeza okuphumuzayo. O linda ... kukhona.