01 Izikhangiso ezimbalwa eziphazamisayo kumafoni aphezulu
Ngaphandle kokuthi unesofthiwe ye-AdBlock efakiwe efonini yakho, ukuchofoza kuzixhumanisi noma ukuphequlula iwebhu kungafana nokuhamba nge-quicksand. Empeleni, yenza lokho okusheshayo kugcwaliswe ama-mousetraps. Izikhangiso ze-pop-up azicasuli nje, zinganciphisa ukulayishwa kokuqukethwe okuningi, uvele uchofoze. Kwanele!
02 Okunye Okuthunyelwe Okuphathelene Nezokuxhumana Komphakathi
Ingabe uthola umuzwa wokuthi yonke inkampani enkulu laphaya nje imemeza ejensi ku-Tweet, iposi ku-Facebook, futhi idala amakhasi we-Tumblr? Akubonakali kungakhathaleki ukuthi kuyini, noma ukuthi ukubandakanya, nje kube yingxenye yengxoxo. Lokhu kufanele kube yinkimbinkimbi kakhulu.
03 Ividiyo Engaphansi Kwangaphambi Kokuqala
Kubonakala sengathi njalo uma uchofoza ukuxhumeka kwevidiyo kulezi zinsuku, uphoqeleka ukuba uhlale isikhangiso esisodwa se-15-30 sesibili , futhi ukhethe "ukuwuqeda" ukuqala ukunyamalala. Lokhu akumangazi, ngezindawo ezifana ne-YouTube ne-Hulu zombili zihlinzeka ngezihumusho ezingenazo izikhangiso ngenani le-premium. Ngokusiphazamisa ngezikhangiso, sonke singase sibe nomuzwa wokuthi sidinga ukuthuthukiswa futhi senziwe ngakho. Kodwa mhlawumbe sizobona ezimbalwa lapho abakhangisi bebamba.
04 Umzimba Omningi Ukuhlukahluka Kuzo Zonke Izikhangiso
Njengoba abesifazane besayizi-plus beyakwamukela ngokwengeziwe njengamamodeli , cishe isikhathi sibona ukuhlukahluka okuningi kulo lonke uhlangothi. Amadoda aseChubby angaba ngamaqhawe futhi, hhayi nje ukukhululeka kwamahlaya. Izingane akudingeki ukuba zonke zihle. Abesifazane akudingeki babe ngokumangalisa-okuhle, ngisho noma bebaningi. Siyazi ukuthi abakhangisi bayathengisa iphutha, kodwa lidlula ihlaya.
05 Ngaphansi kwe-Junk Mail
Akukho lutho olufana nelokuya ebhokisini lakho lemeyili ukulibona lichichima izinhlinzeko ezivela ezinkampani zekhadi lesikweletu, izindawo ze-pizza, namadili we-cable ye-cable. I-99% yalezi zinto zihamba ngqo kudoti, noma ibha kabusha kabusha uma ulungile uma ufika ekhaya. Kuyinto yokuchitha isikhathi, iphepha, nemali, futhi abakhangisi kufanele baqaphele lokhu. Njengezincwadi zocingo, i-imeyili engenamsebenzi njengalezi iphela. Kodwa imikhankaso yangempela yemeyili eqondile , banethuba lokukhanya.
Izikhangiso ezingu-06 ezingcono ze-Radio
07 Ukufakwa koMkhiqizo ongaphansi
Yebo, abantu empilweni yangempela badla futhi baphuze imikhiqizo yangempela ngama-logos wangempela. Akukho lutho olubi ngokubonisa othile ophuza i-Coke, noma ukushayela i-Ford. Senza lokhu. Lokho esingakwenzayo kubhekisela egameni lomkhiqizo, njenge "mmmm, lokhu kuqinisekisiwe kwesinye islawishi esincane se-subway engidla." Misa lokhu!
08 Ukuphela Kwezingane Nezilwane Zokukhuluma
Ngeke kwenzeke, kodwa singathemba. Izilwane zokukhuluma zazihle kakhulu imizuzu engaba mihlanu eB Babe. Izingane ezikhuluma ku-"Bheka ukuthi ubani okhuluma," cishe imizuzu emibili. Kodwa ukubenza bavele kuzo izikhangiso kuyo yonke indawo kungqondweni-ngokuphazamiseka okukhulu. Asithengi umshwalense noma amasheya ngoba unomntwana okhulumayo.
09 Izikhangiso ezingcono ze-Apple
Ingabe lo udinga ngempela incazelo? Woza ku-Apple, ake senze into efana no-1984 futhi. Akudingeki ukuba ku-Super Bowl noma ekupheleni okuphezulu. Kodwa kufanele kube yimpumelelo.
10 Ngaphansi Kwalabo Bantu Abangenalutho
Awukwazi ukukhononda, ukudideka abafazi ngezikhangiso. Kucatshangwa ukuthi ubulili kanye nama-harkens esikhathini lapho umphakathi okwenziwe ngempela ukhathalela abesifazane njengezikhonzi, ama-idiots, kanye nezakhamuzi zesigaba sesibili. Kodwa amadoda, ikakhulukazi amadoda asemasha abashadile, ayenomdlalo omuhle. Lawa ma-idiots awakwazi ukuguqula isibani esincane. Ukubukeka kancane kancane, sicela?